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Appearance
Ethnicity | Caucasian / White |
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Build | A few extra pounds |
Height | 175 cm |
Eye Color | Depends on my mood |
Hair Color | Brown |
Situation
Has children | Children don't live with me |
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Wants to Relocate | Maybe |
Education & Employment
Specialty | Transportation |
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Employment Status | Full-time |
Job Title | pedicurist, Jurassic Park, truckin til they reopen |
Leisure & Fun
Favorite TV shows | what's... TV... tyrannical villains... yes I see that everywhere |
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Favorite movies | the ones I watch with you... yeah well let's keep the chic flicks to a minimum |
Favorite artists | Besco, Davinci, Vermeer, Adalyn... many others |
Favorite books | The ones with illustration, I can't read or right, only left, ask my children they'll tell you! One of them is typing this now. I can't remember her name. Doesn't matter even if I could it's none of your beeswax... yet anyway! |
Idea of fun | Going down to the local Mosque to ask if they'd like to have a hog roast on Sunday. Or perhaps the local Ashram to see if they'd care to sacrifice a goat, then cook up a couple steaks to celebrate the occasion. I know some might think all that's not very kosher, but I doubt the rabbi would stop by anyway, but it is funny hunh? Yeah I got some christian and atheist jokes too. Go to your local c-store, if the ice storage box is outside and low on ice, climb in haunch down, and serve ice to customers. Be ready for screams, laughter, and occasional cussing. WARNING Disclaimer; Have cell phone in pocket fully charged, or a friend outside the box, just in case! Some bond money wouldn't hurt either! What fun on a hot summer day! |
Personality
Always wanted to try | Installing automatic re-inflatable whoopee cushions in random seats at various venues i.e. movie theatre, opera house, foreign diplomat meeting, and video the proceedings! |
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Views
Goal in life | Open the hearts, minds, and eyes of any who actually seek truth beyond their indoctrinated realities. i.e.(organized religion, authoritarianism, etc. Sadly most who say they seek truth are only looking for confirmation to that which they already believe. The veil of ignorance is manifold, most soft and comforting... although below in the aggregate... lies the hard truth, yet to be impacted. Come on let's not be so serious, My goal is to win the Lotto isn't that everyone's. I FORGOT TO MENTION; Find a woman that's okay with the fact that all I own is an old Harley, an old pickup, an old camper, a few tools to work on them with, and a most generally charming, but sometimes mercurial personality. Oh yes, and a few bottles of good wine stashed away. |
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Looking For
On the first date | Somewhere public, and yet "semi" quiet. She should bring along an extra pair of panties, and a sense of humor. Cause if she has one(a sense of humor that is) she might need the panties! I'll be bringing the box of spontaneity. Okay, maybe we should save all that for the second date, less chance of embarrassment or humiliation. |
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